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Best Crazy College Stories on the Internet By : Phoenix Delray This article talks about many of the fun times students get to experience while they are in college. Is Food For Thought Fulfilling? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Experts frequently change their minds about what is safe to eat. Obviously, it is safe to eat your own words. How Do They Make Big Business Bigger? By : Knight Pierce Hirst There's an economic crisis. The stock market is down and unemployment is up. In spite of that, big business survives. Is It A Matter Of Taste? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The dictionary defines taste as the sense by which flavor is perceived through the taste buds on the tongue. Scientists, however, are redefining taste. Is The Human Body A Body Of Information? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The human body is a machine. Unlike other machines, however, it has the ability to try to understand how it works. Is It A Sign Of Things To Come? By : Knight Pierce Hirst A sign can be something indicating a fact, a gesture conveying information, a symbol with specific meaning or a placard bearing advertising. A sign is nonverbal communication. Discover a Great Reason to Laugh Out Loud Now By : Ray La Foy Laughter makes us lose control of ourselves by retrieving our playfulness and innate sense of being light-hearted. How Embarrassing Was It? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The dictionary defines embarrassing as causing to feel self-conscious. However, embarrassing means something different to each one of us. How Can We Cut Costs Without Bleeding? By : Knight Pierce Hirst With the stock market falling and prices rising, mortgage foreclosures and job layoffs, the cost of living is killing us. Who Rules The Animal Kingdom? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The more we learn about animals through scientific experiments and research, the less appropriate it seems to call them "dumb animals". Where Has All The Good News Gone? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Good news doesn't sell. The policy for local, TV news is if it bleeds, it leads - which leads to profits. Is Beauty Only Skin Deep? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The dictionary defines beauty as the quality of being very pleasing - but it depends on who's meant to be pleased. Making Your Magic Performance Mysterious and Humorous By : Jay Sankey Hear a magician's experience of mixing magic and comedy together during performances. Isn't There A Pill To Prevent Gas Problems? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Did American drivers learn a lesson from the high price of gas or is gas efficiency on its last gasp? Is There A Specific Ocean? By : Maxine Clarke Without doubt, one of the biggest gripes I have is the pronunciation of the word 'specific' as 'Pacific'. Geography may not be my strong point, but I'm pretty certain there is no Specific Ocean, so why the confusion when asking somebody to do something in a precise and clearly identified manner? In 2008 Should Economy Be Spelled Econome? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The effect of the economy on the average American is seen more in the supermarket, the housing market and the job market than in the stock market. Worst Case Scenarios : Zombie Outbreak By : Samantha Gilmartin A tongue in cheek guide to surviving a zombie outbreak this Halloween. All you'll ever need to know to escape the shambling undead hordes should they rise from the grave on October 31st. A Look at Some Funny Halloween Pranks By : Musa Aykac Halloween is a great time of the year when families and friends get together, everyone is happy. Is The Fox Still Guarding The Hen House? By : Knight Pierce Hirst In regard to the present economic crisis, the fox didn't guard the hen house. It ate the hen that lays the golden eggs. Isn't It Time To Teach Parenting? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The dictionary defines parenting as the rearing of children. It would be a much better world if parenting were defined as the successful rearing of children. Chuck Norris Runs Out Of Weapons By : Jeremy Ranson Chuckie is a well known fighter for justice who protects not only the weak and poor, but the entire country from the bad guys. But the thing is, he ran out of weapons for fighting, since there are so many bad guys. What can Chuckie do now? Who's Minding The ... Environment? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I remember when Smokey Bear asked us to prevent forest fires and an Indian with a tear running down his cheek asked us not to pollute roadsides. Now there's lots more environmentalists, but lots more isn't being done. An Amusing Look At The Journey Home By : Patrick Omari Driving home should be good, sometimes it isn't. This article takes a light hearted look at your commute. An Amusing Look at the Premiership Season Ahead By : Patrick Omari This article takes a look at the likely outcome of the end of this Premiership season. Please note that as the season has not been played out it is impossible to accurately predict the outcome. None of the events that are mentioned in this article have actually happened yet and it could be argued that events probably won't unfold like this. Is There Enough Care In Health Care? By : Knight Pierce Hirst As the cost of health care goes up, the amount of services goes down - and all we can say is to health with it. An Amusing Look at an Afternoon of Complete Boredom By : Patrick Omari Afternoons at work can become a futile struggle against the gods of time. You are not alone, we all battle with the boredom of the post-lunchtime working environment. Together we can conquer her. An Amusing Look at the Days of the Week By : Patrick Omari Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and so on. Seven days, seven explanations. An amusing look at the days of the week and what they mean to this expert in travel consultancy. An Amusing Look At The Months of The Year By : Patrick Omari An comical look at the months of the year and where they got their names from. Is It A Sign Of The Economy? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The dictionary defines economy as a system of producing and distributing wealth. It must be the definition of wealth that's changed. An Amusing Look At Men's Fashion Accessories By : Patrick Omari This article takes a tongue-in-cheek look at past fashion items for men. An Amusing Look at Hats for All Occasions By : Patrick Omari Hats are the perfect finishing touch to any outfit. Pop a hat on your hat and make yourself feel like a king. Pop a crown and really do the job properly. Five Ways To Annoy People You Work With By : Maxine Clarke We've all worked depressing jobs and know how difficult it can be to stay enthused in our roles. As such, it is often up to you, and those around you, to find a way in which to keep entertained in those hours between 9am and 5pm. Misnomers - The Things Called Names That They Aren't By : Patrick Omari Things that are called names that don't make sense are silly. Unfold the myths of berries, nuts and moths with this article that delves into the misnomer undergrowth. Does A Right Cause A Rightabout-face? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The U.S. Bill of Rights protects many freedoms. It's appropriately called a bill because some of those freedoms came at great cost. Are You Insecure About Security? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The dictionary defines security as freedom from fear, doubt, etc. Unfortunately, it's not one of the freedoms mentioned in the U.S. Bill of Rights. What's In In Investments? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The dictionary defines investing as putting money into something to make a profit - hopefully to profit from more than the experience. Are Everyday Heroes A Daily Experience? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Everyday heroes don't slay dragons or stop bullets with their hands. They do what we hope we'd do in the same situation. Do We Fight Change For Exercise? By : Knight Pierce Hirst There is no such thing as unchangeable change. The problems with change is that it requires us to change too. Was Darwin Wrong About Evolution? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Evolutionists believe that the human animal evolved from apes. Unfortunately, not all humans are able to think on their feet. Do Clouds Still Have Silver Linings? By : Knight Pierce Hirst In a perfect world the value of a clouds silver lining would go up when the stock market went down. Why Doesn't Time Fly In Airplanes? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The shortest distance between two points is a straight line - unless you are flying and have to take connecting flights. What Is The Source Of Resourcefulness? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The dictionary defines resourcefulness as the ability to deal effectively with problems. Are problems life's way of teaching us resourcefulness? Who Said It Couldn't Be Done? By : Knight Pierce Hirst We're told if first we don't succeed we should try, try again. If then we don't succeed - maybe we should read the directions. How Schools Need to Handle Wet Carpets By : Wendi Watson When it comes to wet carpet and children, these two do not mix. Wet carpet can be dangerous and can cause illnesses, especially if mold has started to grow on it. If you have wet carpet, then you should be sure to take care of it as soon as possible. A Wet carpet is not something you should wait around to see if it will fix the problem itself. Silly Yuppie, Trailers Are For Boats! By : Vance Lane Article spoofing trailering of motorcycles to rallys. It light heartedly picks on bikers that put their bikes on trailers instead of riding them. Article talks a little about the different types of trailers available to be pulled behind motorcycles. Can The Facts Be Watered Down? By : Knight Pierce Hirst On Google the estimates for how much of Earth is covered by water range from 70 to 75%. Obviously, there's no answer that is watertight. Who Puts The Have Into Have-To's? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Benjamin Franklin said that in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. Death and taxes are the ultimate have-to's. The Alternative Approach To Office Furniture By : Shaun Parker A humurous look at office furniture and some of the suggestions that have been put forward to make it a little more interesting. Are We Ever Too Old To Learn? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Old dogs can learn new tricks. Old humans can learn new tricks too - it's just they have trouble remembering them. Things Not To Do With A Bandsaw By : Catherine Harvey A humorous look at the way men have such a fascination for their tools and some of the incidents that have occured due to this infatuation. Rants #2 - I've Got More To Say And There's No Stopping Me Now! By : Nick Nilsson I've got more things to say about health, fitness, nutrition and the stupid things that seem to happen with them all the time. Whether you agree or disagree, you'll have something to think about. Funny Videos For Your Humor and Funny Stuffs By : Shellaine Enfesta Funny videos are easily access through an online social utility networking site. These social sites use humor and funny stuffs to attract and lure more members and sign ups. Is The Used Car Dealer Next In Line For A Jeremy Kyle Style Grilling By : Catherine Harvey A tongue in cheek look at some of today's escapism TV and what the future could possibly hold regarding this. Why Is It So Hard To Budge A Budget? By : Knight Pierce Hirst If the U.S. government was required to keep all budgets 8 feet off the floor, staying under budget might be possible. Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned By : Catherine Harvey A look at how one answering service employee managed to upset the life of a customer by letting personal grievances get in the way of her job. Blood And Guts At The Butchery By : Catherine Harvey A more in depth look at a fictious incident involving a meat slicer and a very unhappy butcher. Is There Always A Brighter Side? By : Knight Pierce Hirst It's always darkest before the dawn, every cloud has a silver lining, what doesn't kill you will make you stronger - or so they say.... Funny Goodbye Letters For Friends And People Around Them By : Shellaine Enfesta This is where a funny goodbye letters will be very useful and make those left behind feeling better. It would be fun for you to write short quick funny jokes too. Are We Paying More Attention To Pet-iculars? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Pets are companion animals. For some they become substitute children. They are a bright spot in our lives - and occasionally on our carpets. The Dog Ate Your Homework And Better Excuses By : Patrick Omari If you've ever been late, absent or forgot something you will have tried to make an excuse. Excuses are an artform and can either make or break you in the school, home or workplace so do your research and be prepared. Chavs In Training With Designer Baby Wear By : Catherine Harvey A tongue in cheek look at how baby wear takes on a whole new meaning depending on what part of Essex you live in. Corn Dogs, Cheeseburgers, Custard and Other Diet Foods... By : Nick Nilsson Just because the foods you want to eat are loaded with fat, sugar and calories doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to lose as much fat as you want while eating them! Is Youth Wasted On The Young? By : Knight Pierce Hirst If we knew then what we know now, our youth would have been a lot easier. Instead, we simply outgrew it. What Are They Talking About? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Words are tools we use to communicate. Sometimes, however, we need to sharpen our use for others to get the point. How Can We Put More Heal In Health? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Every day there is new information about how to be healthier. Unfortunately, too many of us say to health with it. Are They Minding Their Own Business? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The etymology of "business" relates to the state of being busy. Does that mean successful businesspeople are by definition busybodies? Who Put The Toil In Toilets? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The next time we complain about toilets we should remember that 40% of the world's population doesn't have access to toilets. The Great Big List of Calorie-Free Foods By : Nick Nilsson Ever wish there were foods you could eat that didn't contain any calories? Wish no longer. These foods don't contain a single calorie and can be eaten guilt-free. What Keeps Relationships From Sinking? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The problem with many marital relationships is that they have two captains when what they need is two first mates. Is It The Economy, Stupid? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Every day experts have a different explanation for what's wrong with the economy. For the average person the problem is the "econoME". Who Put The "I" In Icon? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Although the dictionary defines icon as something that's revered or represents an era, icon is an ironic combination of the words I and con. Have We Created A Monster? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Occasionally ideas that are meant to make our lives better get out of control and end up getting the better of us. Is It Time For Change? By : Knight Pierce Hirst For most of us the problem with change is it requires us to change too. That problem may never change. Is It A Left-Handed Compliment? By : Knight Pierce Hirst In the past children who were born left-handed were made to conform to a right-handed world. Today the world is more left-handed. Can We Get To The Future From Here? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Although we don't know what the future will bring, we do know it will help us get past the past. Three Legal Uses of A Fake Diploma By : Stewart Baker Fake university degrees are a hot item online. Before you order one, you want to be sure it is for the right reasons. In this article, we explore three possible uses for one. Where Can I Read Funny Text Messages By : Shellaine Enfesta Where can I read funny text messages? You may have received them from your classmates, friends, coworkers and people around you that want to keep in touch. Normally you will be receiving them through your online social utility networking sites. Is It Hard To Keep In Step With The Wedding March? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Today's weddings are more expensive and seem to require more planning. Unfortunately, they don't provide more wedded bliss or fewer divorces. Hilarious Call Center Jokes By : Warren Wong Everyone needs a laugh from time to time and what a great way to get the crowd laughing by telling some hilarious call center jokes. If you are searching for great jokes to tell the crowd at the call center to lighten the mood when times get stressful, the Internet is a great source where you can find many funny stories to make everyone laugh. Short Funny Rhyming Poems In Online Social Utility By : Shellaine Enfesta . Short funny rhyming poems would definitely make everyone in a jovial mood. Thus online social utility networking site would be a perfect platform to show off your short funny rhyming poems. Have You Found Any HIdden Treasures? By : Knight Pierce Hirst A quaint museum, a small-town eatery with big-time food, a remote beach - the problem with hidden treasures is they don't stay hidden. Can You Feel Their Pain? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Has pain management become big business in the U.S. because we have more pain or because we are tolerating it less? Funny Message Alerts In An Online Social Utility By : Shellaine Enfesta Your online social utility sites are used to connect and communicate with classmates, friends, coworkers and people around you. There is no better place to send in your funny massage alerts. You can use sms text messages or instant messaging on your social network sites. Does Hitting The Open Road Feel Harder? By : Knight Pierce Hirst When I was a child, Sunday drives were a form of inexpensive entertainment. Because of four-dollar gas, bumper-to-bumper traffic and road rage, those days are gone. Today people are taking "staycations" and they put the drive in driveway. Funny Rude Free Ecards As Greetings By : Shellaine Enfesta If you are one those pranks or humorous guys looking for a funny rude free ecards, then it is not that difficult to find one. With the high speed of internet advancement, an online social utility site may have one of these things you are looking for. Funny Goodbye Letters To Classmates and Coworkers By : Shellaine Enfesta When the time comes and you have to go, you may need to write a good funny goodbye letters. With the advancement in technology and the internet it is a lot easier for you to send this letters. You can use a blog or as simple as being a member of an online social utility like aseanface. E Cards Free Funny To Express Feelings And Emotions By : Shellaine Enfesta As the world gets more advanced, these e cards free funny greetings are almost the norm when people connect and communicate in an online social utility. Is It Time For Creative Financial Planning? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The decline in the value of the dollar means a decline in purchasing power, which means it takes more dollars to buy what we need. This means we need creative financial planning. Texas Demonstrates Some Sex Toy Lovin By : Justina Mathews New legislation that affects the adult industry in Texas. Can We Get There From Here? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The federal government has done lots of things to make it easier to drive. Now it needs to make it easier to drive down the cost of gas. Funny Birthday Poem For A Boyfriend By : Shellaine Enfesta Have you ever realized that there is better way of sending funny birthday poems for a boyfriend? Well if you are a member to an online social utility, then it would be easier for you to send messages like those for free. Is Play The Four-Letter Word To Say When Stressed? By : Knight Pierce Hirst All work and no play used to make Jack a dull boy. Now it makes him the victim of stress-related diseases. Skyler Stone in the House By : Megan Rellahan An interview with actor/comedian Skyler Stone. How Twitter is Destroying Your Mind By : Jack Deal Twitter is showing us a very important and revealing aspect of our humanity: a mind is not necessary for self expression. Or, as we say out here in California, "No es necessario!" Do You Have Time To Weight? By : Knight Pierce Hirst It seems there are new ways to lose weight every day in the news, but do we lose weight? Fat chance! Are You Careful What You Wish For? By : Knight Pierce Hirst When we make wishes, we don't pay attention to detail. Maybe the only safe thing to do is wish for more wishes Shouldn't The "Me" In Environment Be "We"? By : Knight Pierce Hirst If my grandmother had been the head of the Environmental Protection Agency, she would have taken care of pollution with six words. Clean up what you mess up. Is It As American As Apple Pie? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Necessity is meant to be the mother of invention. Does that mean all inventions are necessary? Was the Pet Rock necessary? Fire Damage Restoration 101 By : Richard Barthallo You've just lived through your worst nightmare. Your home has been damaged by a fire. Now you have to begin the process of restoring your home to its previous condition. There are several steps to be taken to reach this goal. How ter Cure Stress Quickly and Effectively By : Al Gammate Though this article contains valuable and useful information on curing stress, it's also meant to be humorous. This article is written in cockney. So let's have some fun!
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