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How Twitter is Destroying Your Mind Twitter is showing us a very important and revealing aspect of our humanity: a mind is not necessary for self expression. Or, as we say out here in California, "No es necessario!" Technical Troubleshooting at ATT Yahoo for Fun, Profit and Sheer Adventure What saved me were the string of polite, knowledgeable employees that despite the absurdity of the systems they were working under, were able to work around that and get my problem solved. Civilized Visualization or Worrying About Worrying About Having the Big One As if there isn't enough to worry about already... Can the New Techies Manage and Maintain Their Vast, Extended Neural Networks? Devices and gadgets have extended the brain's neural network to outside the cranium. What happens when these devices fail? The Strange Case of Dr. Pietro d'Abano or Things Really Could Be Much Worse We think we have it bad until we see someone that has it really bad... Dumber by Design: We're Feeble-Minded, What's Your Excuse? Is there a limit as to just how far one can dumb down? Begone Doom and Gloomers: Why You Should Stay on the Sunnyside of Life It's not worth it being a doom and gloomer. Think of what it costs in lost wages. It's a Pig Thing: My Very Strange and Ongoing Relationship with Pigs A pig is a pig whether free range or otherwise. Bonding with a pig is like bonding with barbecue. Why Non-Dairy Creamer is the Greatest Marketing Coup of All Time Non-dairy creamer proves that humans can fake themselves out with just about anything. How to Get Free Food by Effectively Using the Halftime Exit Strategy By focusing on the silly needs of others we can often reap unexpected benefits. 'The Dating Manual for Old Marrieds' is a Cognitive Behavioral Engineering Helpdesk Old married couples are now going out on dates in order to put some excitement back in their marriage. Just how this is role played seems to be key to a successful cogntitive behavioral outcome. The Two Marble Stress Reduction Therapy Plan or 'What Me Worry'? Chinese worry balls work but neuroscientists don't know why. Marbles are much more portable and have been shown to be just as effective. The Dynamics and Finer Points of Sleeping in a Yucatecan Hammock When on the Yucatan peninsula, try sleeping in a locally made hammock. Where is that Mycroft Holmes When We Really Need Him? Even Sherlock Holmes needed a good hint every now and then, right? My Secret Life as a Sheep Farmer or Never Say Never Never, never say never... 'Criminal' Treesitters Winning War of Nerves Against Weenie UCSC Administrators Those that can, administer companies and businesses. Those that can't, adminsiter colleges and universities. Amoebic Dysentery: Nature's Foolproof Crash Diet Plan for the New Emaciated Look We go to such crazy extremes to lose a little weight, why not try dysentery, a tried and true method? My Secret Life as a Junk Man or My New Cognitive Behavioral Materialism Therapy Wallow in your stuff to gradually wean yourself from it. After a while you won't want to go to the mall anymore. Intelligent Design and Natural Intelligence Are Two Peas in the Same Old Pod If it can't be tested and exists only on faith it is not science. Why not say 'it's not science' and move on? 2008 Election Proving Once Again the USA is the Greatest Nation in the Entire Universe Once again we prove our advanced democratic system is aces and helps us keep our status as the best nation in the Universe. How Your Collective Thinking is Destroying Your Mind, Career, Personal Life and Hippocampus Those that think like sheep become sheep. Three Good and True Rat Stories We can never have too many good rat stories. By nature, rats elicit a human response that is both unpredictable and at times entertaining.

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